Camping holiday just around the corner?
Hold on a second.

Have you packed the sunscreen, the shower flip-flops, the moka pot?
And the teaspoon to stir your coffee?
(Yes, that one counts too.)

Camping isn’t just a holiday – it’s a way of life.
And to enjoy it properly, you need a bit of practice and a good dose of adaptability… and maybe this fun checklist to see if you’re really ready.

Scroll through the questions, note down your answers and, at the end, discover your camper profile.

1. When you pack for a camping holiday…

A. You already have a checklist saved in your notes app, updated every year.
B. You throw a few things together last minute but remember the essentials.
C. You always forget something… but you’ll just buy it at the campsite market.
D. Packing? Oh right — I was supposed to bring a towel too?

2. The inflatable air mattress…

A. You inflate it with the beach electric pump, fully tested, repair kit included.
B. You’ve had it for years — a few leaks, but it still holds. More or less.
C. You inflate it and quietly hope you won’t have to rush to the market for a new one.
D. Five minutes later it’s already half deflated, and you’re clinging to the pool edge wondering where life went wrong.

3. The first thing you do when you arrive at the campsite:

A. You study the map, organise everything neatly and greet the neighbours.
B. You look for the bar. You need a coffee before you can even locate your accommodation.
C. You open your bags at random and discover where you actually packed the swimsuits.
D. You sit down and say, “Let someone else handle it. I’m on holiday.”

4. Sunscreen…

A. SPF 50, already applied in the car.
B. You put it on once you reach the beach (if you remember).
C. You borrow it from the neighbour’s children.
D. You are officially the poster child for the “before and after sun” look.

5. At breakfast, you’re the one who…

A. Wakes up early and makes coffee and biscuits for everyone.
B. Heads to the bar for a cappuccino and a filled doughnut.
C. Settles for yesterday’s lukewarm juice.
D. Sleeps until noon and wakes up just in time for lunch.

6. When it’s time to book an activity…

A. You mark it in the weekly schedule and sign up as soon as you arrive.
B. You wait to see how you feel, but keep an eye on it.
C. You sign up at the last minute, hoping for a bit of luck.
D. “What? There was a tournament yesterday?”

7. The campsite barbecue is:

A. A proper event: the meat was marinated the night before.
B. An excuse to have a beer and chat with whoever’s nearby.
C. A mission: lighting the charcoal in exactly 35 minutes.
D. A mystery: “Is it only allowed in the park? And… how do you even get it going?”

8. Your relationship with neighbouring pitches…

A. Everyone knows you – you’re basically the campsite mayor.
B. You exchange a couple of words a day: “Lovely weather today, isn’t it?”
C. You stick to polite greetings.
D. You live incognito. Even your own family knocks before entering.

9. Your campsite wardrobe:

A. Coordinated, practical, comfortable and already road-tested.
B. Shorts, T-shirt and flip-flops. Always.
C. You pick something at random from the bag every morning.
D. You’ve been wearing two left flip-flops and only realised three hours later.

10. At the end of the holiday…

A. You’re already thinking about next year – same pitch, same time of year
(Booking opens from mid-November… but you’re mentally ready.)
B. You start wondering whether to try a different pitch next time.
C. You think, “What if we go for a luxury pitch instead?”
D. You forget to check out and are still searching for your hoodie between the beds.

How do you calculate your score?

Easy peasy – no calculator needed!

A = 4 points
You’re a true camping pro.

B = 3 points
You’ve got solid basics – just a little polishing needed.

C = 2 points
You try your best… and luckily the campsite market has your back.

D = 1 point
You urgently need a holiday… preferably at Camping Village Rubicone!

Maximum score: 40 points

Add up your answers and discover what kind of camper you really are!

Your camper profile

32–40 points – The Veranda Veteran
You always have your folding chair ready, your camping kit perfectly updated, and a six-cup moka pot bubbling away every morning.
You know the best times for a shower, all the shortcuts to the bar, and everyone greets you by name
You’re the one who lends the colander, can light the barbecue even when the sea breeze kicks in, and already has next year’s stay in mind.
You’re only missing one thing: a T-shirt that says “I basically live here.”
But honestly… everyone already knows.

24–31 points – The Seasoned Camper
You’ve had your fair share of experience and learned from a few mishaps (like that one time you forgot the pegs), but now you move around with confidence.
You know the unwritten rules, you respect the evening quiet hours, and you enjoy every moment with the right mindset.
You may not have everything perfectly under control, but you do have what really matters: the desire to live camping life with ease, good humour and… a mattress that’s almost always fully inflated.
You’re one of us.
And you wear it well.

16–23 points – The Rookie Adventurer
You’re just getting started, but you put your heart into it.
Every day is a discovery: where to hang things up, how the barbecue works, who stole your towel (spoiler: it was the wind).
You do your best, even if you regularly forget the sun cream and end up borrowing more items from your neighbours than you actually brought with you.
But you’re having fun – and that’s what really matters.
Spoiler alert: by the end of the holiday, you’ll say the classic line:
“Next year, we’ll be much better organised.”
Welcome to the club.

10–15 points – The Slightly Lost Tourist
Did you get something wrong? Possibly.
But camping has decided to adopt you anyway.
You’re wearing two left flip-flops and have absolutely no idea where to book the evening entertainment.
And yet… there’s something in the air – between a bombolone (Italian cream doughnut) at breakfast and a chat under the stars – that’s starting to grow on you.
Careful: camping is slowly winning you over.
One barbecue (in the designated barbecue area!) at a time.

So… what kind of camper are you?

You’ve added up your score and discovered your camper profile… now it’s your turn!
Tell us about it in the comments, share it with your travel companions, or send us a message with your funniest (or most unforgettable) camping story.

At Camping Village Rubicone, every camper has a special place… and a great story to tell.

Looking for more tips to plan the perfect holiday?
Take a look at the other articles on our blog: you’ll find ideas, checklists, curiosities and small tricks straight from true veranda experts.

And what if your next stay were right here at Camping Village Rubicone?
Get in touch to book your next holiday: we’ll be waiting for you with a smile, warm piadine flatbread… and a folding chair already set up!